Limited GOLD vinyl. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Similarly, when Brutal Knights hands you a new album called Feast Of Shame, make piss in your pants, because you should be excited. The Toronto fivesome, whose debut LP(The Pleasure Is All Thine, also on Deranged Records) established them as being immature for their age, has continued making music, resulting in the 14 songs recorded by Jon Drew at Toronto’s Signal To Noise studios (FUCKED UP ‘hidden world’, Career Suicide ‘attempted suicide’) and then mixed by musician Jay Reatard in Memphis. The arduous kampf that went into this release is probably what sent drummer Msgzus packing, although not before laying down awesome drumwork for the LP. Feast of Shame features BRUTAL KNIGHTS at their best – faster, rawer and dumber than before with the production to boot! By the way, there are songs about food on this album (“The Perfect Buffet”). There are also songs about haters (You’re Fired[I Quit]).There are also songs about being randy(every song on the album). There are also songs about not being emotionally or physically strong (“So Weak”). There are also songs about losing weight (“Bikini Diet”). The way the songs sound is like a peanut butter and white bread sandwich being eaten Lady and The Tramp-style by Joel Madden and Wendy O. Williams, while Jon Sharron sits and lets the image inspire riffs, and Nick Flanagan is also there, writing a rhyming article about the whole thing. Sorry, it will not cure your STDs. Here’s what dead celebrities probably would have said about BK: “The only club I would want to be a member of is the “Why does everything cost too much” club.”-Groucho Marx “Although inelegant, I respect their hustle.”-Jackie Onassis Bouvier Kennedy “Why did I smoke and eat too much during my abbreviated lifetime?”-Jackie ”Onassis Bouvier”Gleason. “Whoa! Feast Of Shame’s songs make me not feel good. Boooya! Whose house? Brutal Knights’ house!”-James Brown