Someone call Elliot Stabler because I feel violated and dirty. Think of a full body massage with a baseball bat full of nails, my body is oozing with filth and tetanus. When I think about you, I don’t wanna, don’t wanna touch myself, I wanna do bad things. This is not the one that got away, it’s the one that changed my ways. Bring this one to the bank because it’s the last time you will live out your fantasy’s, Divine right is done. I’m about to bust, my parents are in the next room and I"m afraid they are going to walk in on this “Freakshow”. You can “Play this at my Funeral” or while I’m turning blue.